African Oompa-Loompa

A black dwarf in who lives in the hood that is particularity fond of tall women.

I saw an African Oompa-Loompa at the Stop-N-Go putting a bag of spicy Cheetos under his seat

by Zanman248 September 18, 2017

teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger October 8, 2008

Loophole

A derogatory term coined by statist control freaks to demonise a Freedom they have not yet destroyed, but plan to.

The Canadian government intends to close small business tax loopholes that currently allow entrepreneurs to reinvest in their businesses at a low rate of taxation.

by lawful gun owner September 14, 2017

Cheaters Loophole

Adultry is only acceptable in the conditions that a person sleeps with someone who is infact more attractive than their current partner

Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"

by ThiccAssEater69420 July 15, 2019

goompah loompah

A google serf, incessantly crapping on about how great google is much to the boredom of everyone else. Arrogant, obsessive and most of all annoying.

Not another goddamn goompah loompah, im getting sick of those bitches.

by Disp August 28, 2006

loomah valoomah

A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.

"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."

by Farrah J August 26, 2007

loompa

Little love bug

Awe there’s my little loompa.

by Billy grapes May 22, 2018