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Literature

Poorly written works that have managed to stick around and remain "popular" due to sensitive topics involved in the story and/or general laziness on the part of school boards and English classes.
Teacher: We're going to read some new literature in class.
-later-
Students: Gods, that was awful.
by Thaddeus M Guy, Esquire January 5, 2013
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Axis of Literary Evil

Grouping of authors regarded as dark and depraved and explicitly or implicitly worthy of a painful execution because they refused to write books as clean and wholesome as the Bible or Koran. Well, that's what the True Believers would have us think, anyway. At last count included Salman Rushdie, Jo Rowling and Philip Pullman. May be abbreviated to ALE, or AxLE.
Like any true servant of democracy, I find time to support the Axis of Literary Evil whenever I can.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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literature

Yo dawg we getting some literature tonight?
-Hell Yeah!
-I'm read so much literature tonight!
by Books123 January 10, 2010
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lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.
red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"
by ohso-special June 1, 2007
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Literary Beast

1. Someone who is very good at English; someone who may never fail at English no matter what

2. Someone who is good at analyzing and interpreting texts
"Can you tell me what David said? I don't understand his thesis at all."

"Well, it's simple. He's trying to say that guys are trying to avoid talking about their feelings because they don't want to lose all sense of masculinity, which is something they feel they should be able to always count on. Is that right, David?"

"Uh...yeah..."

"I only read your introduction and I got that? Yes! I am SUCH a literary beast!"
by 'Keda-Kay November 4, 2007
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literary

Pertaining to literature.
Also the way stupid people spell "literally" as well as the way AZNs say the world.
Dumb guy writing something: Aryan literary means noble in Persian.
by Literary February 17, 2009
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Literature

1. This stuff.

2. (Verb) -To repeatedly litter in one specific (or general) area. (Noun) -a specific (or general) area that is te victim of repeated littering.
1. You are reading literature.

2. "Dude, the ditch on Hwy. 20 is such a literature."
by ClothyMonster May 20, 2011
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