hard limit

an issue or belief that must remain inviolate for the individual to retain a belief in themselves and the world around them. These are belief's that will never change. They are a part of the core or inner self.

- so what you what are your limits??
i don't have any
- so you want to go fuck that goat??
NO! fucking animals is a hard limit
- I thought you said you didn't have limits
I guess I do
- -_-**

by jackie D. December 22, 2009

Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010

Limitless

When one takes an aderall and is able to conquer the world and all of its challenges, while crushing school work at the same time.

Mike-"Yo brah, you limitless right now"?

Matt- "Ya meng, im face deep in work right now and balls deep in talia"

by BradleyCooper May 21, 2011

Super Fucking Obnoxious 1500 Character Limit

I've seen definitions 10,000 "characters" long, but for some reason we're restricted to only 1500 now. Which sucks.

The Super Fucking Obnoxious 1500 Character Limit is the worst thing to happen to this site in a long time... some definitions are meant to be long, people!

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

lacitate

Selecting parts of pictures using the lasso tool in Photoshop.

Me: Jennifer, how can I cut out this part of the image?

Jennifer: Just lacitate around it. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Me: STFU

by TheEvan January 28, 2008

Lilita

Lilita is a beautiful crazy girl who loves being herself. She makes the best out of everything no matter how crap it is. Lilita isn't afraid of being bossy or rude but she is quite the craz-train. She is full of surprises and she got that milf money. Lilita is a friend to remeber and a gift to behold. She loves emojis and slime though. She is a great friend when in need and just for chill.

You're acting soo Lilita.

by FlyingMonkey123 February 20, 2018

limited too

the ULTIMATE teeny bopper store, stupid preteen girls who think theyre hot shit shop there to spend $200 on super padded bras and lime green satin pajamas. the color of the clothes are really bright and nauseating, usually neon pink or green. plays hilary duff and A*teens in the stores.

(actual lines from a limited too commercial..)

girl 1: sooo lyk what are you wearing for the first dya of skewl!!
girl 2: well, i dont mean to sound catty, but i AM wearing leopard..HEHeh!

by yaah September 19, 2005