wrinkly lettuce

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017

cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.

Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.

by Nisesh August 10, 2019

Lettuce Club

A club where you have experiment with lettuce

A: Oh look! It's the lettuce club
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!

by LittleBlueGuy February 16, 2020

Love Lettuce

A polite term that is used to describe a womans vagina in mixed or young company. Often used at Dinner Parties.

Jane : where is Mary today?
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.

by Spankysmagicpiano June 15, 2008

Bop Lettuce

Code name for the Marijuanas

Dealer: whatchu need
"Give me some of that bop lettuce"
Dealer: I got you bro

by Fanhandler August 9, 2017

Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.

Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.

by Devonatorr February 22, 2009

heavy lettuce

1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.

1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.

by Chromium April 3, 2005