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Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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Lesboner

The event of getting an erection while viewing a group of 2 or more lesbians participate in sexual activity (also including kissing). (This can be referenced to Tosh.O season 3, episode 5. When Daniel Tosh says that Black Swan gave him a Lesboner)
Heather and Sally started to get into it and every guy at the party got a Lesboner.
by Chuck the Old Man February 26, 2011
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Lesion

THe most baller of operators. Gives free drugs to random military peeps by launching it up their ass
Are you baller enough for lesion”
by R6skills69 March 18, 2018
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Lesbonic

a word that describes an action between namely two or more girls that is very close to homosexual but the girls are not lesbian. they just act very premiscously to the same sex. these actions usually disturb guys.
i girl in a classroom is talking to another girl and another guy. after the conversation the girl kisses the other girl and the guy is confused because they both have boyfriends and they are not lesbian. this action is lesbonic.
by se0what May 24, 2010
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lesbonim

A dirty, dirty lesbian. An offensive way to describe someone (female) who is of the lesbian persuasion.
Man that Louise is such a lesbonim. She acts straight but its clear to us all.
by Matty Butts January 11, 2008
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LESSons

What the school claims are necessary to learn so as not to become a MOREon.
I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
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lesbonage

a voyage on which lesbians go in order to search for other lesbians
Girl 1: "Aw, man. My girlfriend just broke up with me."
Girl 2: "That sucks...we should TOTALLY go on a lesbonage."
Girl 1: "Okay, we can take my dykemobile."
by dykesonbroadway February 19, 2011
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