lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.

Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"

by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 7, 2017

Joaquim Latatano

not really the smartest human alive

yea, ya know that Joaquim Latatano guy, yea

he looks cool i guess

by Gege latatano October 11, 2020

Human lactate

Olanzapine

Human lactate or olanzapine ood for those without lactose intolerance facts

by Cody5050 February 1, 2022

moo-lestation

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares

Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers

An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk

"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"

by Turqle_ May 15, 2021