Edges laid

When the "baby hairs" or "edges of your hair are looking sleek and bomb

Can be used for all races, but is particularly used between black women

"Dang Alisha, your edges laid girl. Boo, you got me snatched lol"

by Angless March 24, 2017

lard

A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.

Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!

by John Y. March 15, 2004

lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003

dragon's lair

A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.

I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.

by Thee White Knight September 18, 2010

getting laid

getting some; having sex

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.

by manda March 21, 2005

laid for the gods

It means you look really good, better than an ordinary human. You look like a god. (particularly when you've had your hair and makeup done really nicely.)

Wow just got my makeup and hair done! I'm laid for the gods!

by thebaddestontheblock October 11, 2013

lardigan

A woollen item of clothing tied round the waist or draped over the shoulders of fat women to try and hide their rolls of fat

Look at Sharon, she thinks she can diguise her fat by wearing a lardigan

by Dave Kilburn September 11, 2005