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poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.
"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."
by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017
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Anthropomorphic Labor Donkey

Insulting name for human beings, especially those of Hispanic or African America heritage. Traditionally used to describe how they perform during physical labor.
"Look at these anthropomorphic labor donkeys, out working in the cotton fields"
by retardius maximus January 5, 2023
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money labor

The action of where you make your money work for you.

The act of making your money your employee.
There should be a law against money labor, it’s ashame that someone would make a innocent dollar work for them to make them more money.
by DollarMaster June 21, 2018
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labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.
"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
by geoleogin October 24, 2015
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going into labor

Signal for the process of a pregnant person's body preparing for and initiating childbirth, signaled by regular, painful uterine contractions that cause the cervix to dilate and thin, allowing the baby to pass through the birth canal.
Guy: "Remember, just keep it short and casual."
W. D. Gaster: "(SHORT AND CASUAL, GOT IT)"
*15 minutes later*
W. D. Gaster: "(I'M GOING INTO LABOR)"
Guy: "HE'S PULLING THE PREGNANCY CARD ALREADY???"
Alphys: "If we divert the topic back to the construction of the CORE, we might clutch this"
by 7568ino March 17, 2025
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Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021
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labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change
" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"
by superduperpasta July 23, 2025
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