Jewish Lightning

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.

"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

white lightning

Colloquial term for grain alcohol, made from corn in a moonshine still. This clear, illegal, and very potent beverage was a favorite in the Appalachian Mountains during US’s prohibition years.

I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground Mighty, mighty leasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

by Papain August 28, 2005

lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008

lightning luddite

An individual who refuses to adapt to new technology and blames the technology for their own failings

Miles always insists that lightning doesn't fucking work and that nobody uses it. He is such a lightning luddite.

by Gooch Rider April 10, 2019

Lightning havoc

A moment of social destruction that comes on so quick, it’s like a natural disaster

Watch out, she is going wreak lightning havoc on you

by Loulou Fargone September 28, 2019

Bisexual Lightning

The mysterious force that makes bisexual people so powerful and sexy.

Person 1: Wow, raccoons are so cool.
Person 2: Yeah, they’re powered by bisexual lightning.

by m0nkey_man February 15, 2022

lightning dragon

When you stick 3 AA batteries in your butt to prevent anal rape.

I didn't know her special move was the lightning dragon!

by uncle touchy's puzzle basement July 22, 2016