dice-lice

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as crabshooter.)

"He rolled the dice, now he has the lice! Heś suffering from dice-lice"

by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016

facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.

Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!

by Douggers67 September 2, 2016

Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

Kvin lice bog dock

Kevin like big dick

Kevins friend "Yo kevin Kvin lice bog dock"
Kevin " gang shit"

by KepTai June 27, 2020

Lice

lice are aliens they have tiny UFO's that look exactly like seeds so no humans notice. They land in your hair and start running over your head waiting for you to itch and get them there food. If you resit the sensation they will itch your scalp themselves, but you see, lice are greedy and always want more so they itch to much. they itch inside of your head and have there luxurious red water as it dyes your hair. You scream in pain but they don't listen, they just want more... More!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the lice devoured your soul

by SlimeTHEdevil September 17, 2020

Lice Attack

When you put something on someone's head when they are not expecting it. ESPECIALLY when you keep doing it over and over. Sometimes, the things going on the head, gets progressively worse.

The lice attack on a fellow 7th grader started with one simple stinkbug. Tomorrow, it's an egg.

by Buddy Bestie December 21, 2023

Lice

Police abbreviation in Canadian French slang language.

Je me suis fait arrêter par la lice, ils m'ont donner une contravention.

by Opinel December 21, 2023