1 definition by SlimeTHEdevil
lice are aliens they have tiny UFO's that look exactly like seeds so no humans notice. They land in your hair and start running over your head waiting for you to itch and get them there food. If you resit the sensation they will itch your scalp themselves, but you see, lice are greedy and always want more so they itch to much. they itch inside of your head and have there luxurious red water as it dyes your hair. You scream in pain but they don't listen, they just want more... More!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SlimeTHEdevil September 17, 2020