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Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

November 1st

National take a shit with your friends day

Happy shitting!

I looked at the calender and realized it was november 1st and I didnt have any friends

by asslice October 20, 2019

No JoJo January

No JoJo January is the month in January where you don’t mention JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure or any reference about it throughout the entire month until February 1st.

Ex: “I was gonna tell my friend a JoJoke but he said it was No JoJo January.”

by asslice December 15, 2019