When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
Get the Irish swimming lessonsmug. A women "You're wrong! You don't know how great I am- Er, I mean women are."
Hym "I don't see you being much of anything. I'm too busy squinting through my eyes because the pressure in my skull is making to hard for me to focus! What are your thoughts on me getting denied credit for AI because you won't fuck me and what you bacteria-caused brain damage? What lesson do you think there to learn here other than you are full of shit and you don't actually give a fuck if people murder other people's kids? I'll give you a hint: There isn't one! I can almost any lesson you would posit is both not true and self-aggrandizing for the person asserting it."
Hym "I don't see you being much of anything. I'm too busy squinting through my eyes because the pressure in my skull is making to hard for me to focus! What are your thoughts on me getting denied credit for AI because you won't fuck me and what you bacteria-caused brain damage? What lesson do you think there to learn here other than you are full of shit and you don't actually give a fuck if people murder other people's kids? I'll give you a hint: There isn't one! I can almost any lesson you would posit is both not true and self-aggrandizing for the person asserting it."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
Get the Lessonmug. by Big Hock September 18, 2021
Get the 30 second lessonmug. A game by Selebus.
Ben: Christian, stop playing Lessons in Love. It is destroying your mental stability, I can't watch you hurt yourself. like this
Christian: The new update is about to come out, I need to play it.
Christian: The new update is about to come out, I need to play it.
by SetrakusRa2100 November 4, 2023
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Get the lesson 19mug. 
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