S.L.I.L.F.

Jill Biden.

Man, that Jill Biden is a S.L.I.L.F.

by nirad January 21, 2009

H.I.L.F.

"Hobbit I'd Like To Fuck" see milf

Man, Frodo's mom is one hot H.I.L.F.

by SamR December 17, 2003

R.I.L.F

A sexualy attractive Big black guy, Typically one who has 3 dimples

Your dad is a R.I.L.F

by r.I.l.f May 28, 2014

F.H.I.L.F.

Fire hydrant I'd like to fuck.

Forget NYFD, check out that hot, hot fire plug action on your street

by Lynn K, in the east bay September 17, 2004

Z.I.L.F

Zebra I'd Like to Fuck

Person 1 - Wow that Zebra is such a Z.I.L.F
Person 2 - Looks a bit like a boat to me!
Person 3 - Yeah or a dinosaur... cause its green!!! cant be easy.
Person 4 PENGUIN- Being green just makes it more rapeable!!
Everyone- Come on Eileen!!!

by thepenguinlover February 26, 2009

T.I.L.F

An acronym: Teenager I'd Like to Fuck !!!

"Check out the T.I.L.F !!"

by Eric & Tom October 26, 2005

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd like to...

Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...

by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003