Krusty Dutchman

When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.

That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!

by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018

Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”

Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.

by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022

the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist

Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !

by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021

krusty buds

Krusty buds is a Liam who always wants to do random shit.

Just a krusty brudda.
Who looks like MdotR and survives on magic mushrooms and ribena

Krusty buds: yooo Harley I’ll buss you a couple mushrooms if u let me get a likkle cheeky vid

Harley: whatttt so man can get nitty for free?

Krusty buds: yehhh standard g

by Jammey Fucker April 3, 2024

Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.

`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.

by Krankh September 10, 2023

Krusty krab sandwich

When a girl’s yeast infection is so out of hand, it has caused a creamy, crusted over vagina, and the only way through it is to put it between two slices of bread and eat it.

I could tell by the smell coming from her underwear I’d be having a “Krusty Krab Sandwich” for dinner

by MrKrustyKrabSandwich November 25, 2021

Krusty Krab Pizza’d

When you order a pizza and a drink, but the delivery guy forgets to bring the drink.

“I just got Krusty Krab Pizza’d by Dominos.”

by Krexxal April 8, 2022