Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

kosher

it means blessed by a rabbi.

Michael: Yeah kosher,wait what does kosher mean?
Eric: it means blessed by a rabbi.

by tpn1 June 5, 2020

Kosher KKrusader

A Kosher KKrusader is a Jewish Zionist living in occupied Palestine that carries out atrocities and steals the land of the indigenous population of Palestine. Similarly to their Christian counterparts they believe that they’re the chosen people and that their religious text is proof that the land is theirs.

All the Americans that move to the West Bank to live in settlements there are Kosher KKrusaders.

by HittiteLover83 January 18, 2024

kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure

Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.

by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbouring roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 15, 2021

Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbours roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 15, 2021