Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

kosher

it means blessed by a rabbi.

Michael: Yeah kosher,wait what does kosher mean?
Eric: it means blessed by a rabbi.

by tpn1 June 5, 2020

Kosher KKrusader

A Kosher KKrusader is a Jewish Zionist living in occupied Palestine that carries out atrocities and steals the land of the indigenous population of Palestine. Similarly to their Christian counterparts they believe that they’re the chosen people and that their religious text is proof that the land is theirs.

All the Americans that move to the West Bank to live in settlements there are Kosher KKrusaders.

by HittiteLover83 January 18, 2024

kosher salt

(noun) a secret phrase used by some food enthusiasts to refer to a type of "food powder" that is often used to enhance the flavor and texture of dishes. This "food powder" is typically made from dried herbs, spices, and other seasonings that have been ground into a fine powder. The name "kosher salt" is used as a code word to keep the true nature of the powder secret, as it can be seen as unconventional or even unappetizing to some.

Hey, have you tried adding a sprinkle of kosher salt to your scrambled eggs? It's my secret ingredient, but don't tell anyone.

by mark_Tawin May 3, 2023

kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure

Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.

by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Kosher

Correct

Schoolman:2+2

Student: 4

Schoolman: You are kosher. Now let's study a little more.

by Cookieslice May 10, 2021