kolonel

A strange breed of person from Northern New Jersey who aliken themselves to a Southern Gentleman. One should be careful around a Kolonel for they tend to be very clingly and tend to use the phrase "mind if I come along", even if your just going to take a piss. The last known sighting of a Kolonel was at Union College.

Dude, the Kolonel is coming get your ass in gear!

by Hoodcrawler420 August 17, 2006

Kolevian

Eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. Typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.

That video where Agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.

by Ouroboros78 July 28, 2010

Kollegah

the best german rapper period

Kollegah der Boss is killing the rap game

by pussyfordinner April 19, 2018

Kollamass

The Christmas equivalent for the worst human beings on the planet. First celebrated by the founders of Kollabase in December 2015.

Kollamass happens once a year and only in the month of December. The date varies and is celebrated by Drinking, Smoking, Gambling, Occasional drug use and Pizza eating. There are no limits.

Aye bitch, I cant wait for Kollamass this year! I may end the night in a body bag.

by Kollabase October 7, 2019

Kolbynn

BEST COUPLE NAME EVER IF THIS IS YOUR SHIP NAME AWESOME JOB MATE

Wow I wish that I had a relationship as amazing as Kolbynn

by Orange sparkles man but angry December 19, 2020

Kolubra

Crappy game developed by Jimmeat and Gaylub Who. Gives you a virtual pet to neglect as you would much rather spend your time playing Minecraft or being indoctrinated by liberal propaganda. Probably steals your personal data and sells it to the Chinese government under Chairman Xin. Used as a symbol by the alt-right as the "K" in "Kolubra" most likely stands for "Ku Klux Klan".

Guy 1: Hey bro why did you call that guy the n-word?
Guy 2: Sorry, I've been playing Kolubra a lot recently.

Miles: Hey have you been leveling up your pet in Kolubra?
Me: What?

by Obama_Supporter May 5, 2021

kole

An amazing guy who is extremely handsome. He is desired by many women but only wants one in the end. He is very active and likes music. Sometimes very quiet and keeps to himself, but other times he can be rambunctious and goofy. He can't stand to do nothing, always has to be doing something proactive.

I love kole, i want him more than anything.

by ...bfdblkbjl November 10, 2010