King Kong-ish

1. Being overly beast like.

2. Being insanely good in bed.

GF: How the hell did you break the toilet?

BF: I guess I was being too King Kong-ish.

GF: My BF was King-Kongish last night. It was amazing.
GF's friends: oooh, you go girl!

by CrazyJMiles November 22, 2009

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock

by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

sannue king kong

sannue is a women who as the strength of a 10000000 thousand pound man she is also monstrous

sannue king kong just picked deebo up

by sannaue April 10, 2022

king kong butt

The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.

“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”

by This isn’t Cole November 23, 2021

king kong

God of all gorillas. King of gorillas. Grandfather AND father of Harambe. You better not talk about Harambe when you are around him, cause he'll smash the shit outta ya. Oh yeah, he's out for revenge.

Ex:
Zoo Guard: --Shoots Harambe--"Boom!"
Harambe: "Blehhh" --Dies--
King Kong: --Smashed Godzilla before smashing the guard's city and him--

by QUIRGLE December 20, 2016