by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011
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1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
by ravenmsb June 24, 2009
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The sense of empowerment found in the anonymity of online postings and conversations. Often, the small, young and immature are at the highest risk of succumbing to this mind numbing affliction.
User 1: I just saw the new Boondock Saints movie, it was awesome.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
by HolierThanCow November 20, 2009
Get the Keyboard Complex mug.My cat stepped on my keyboard and I ended up sending an e-mail with keyboard vomit. (jvba;lewfjhgnsflkvjooo)
by Sir. Kick Ass May 16, 2011
Get the keyboard vomit mug.Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
by WhiteLando October 21, 2013
Get the keyboard stuttering mug.A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
Get the keyboard grease mug.The pot, and detritus, (i.e. like crumbs of toast), that shakes out of a keyboard, and goes into a pipe.
by frishy June 12, 2016
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