Junkie Kong

One who habitually ingest drugs, or is always high on something.
Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".

"Dude is Carl ever not high?" "Nah man, he's a total junkie kong"

by Breendo January 14, 2011

Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Junkie logic

Junkie logic is the logic used by junkies. It has several characteristics that distinguish it from normal logic. These include: a reliance on irrelevant information to support an argument, combining multiple unrelated assertions, and jumping to conclusions not based on fact or reality. Junkie logic is often self-serving, and the user can rationalize away even the most convincing evidence against them.

Max: "Hey James, I know you said that the world is round, but maybe that's just because it's from your perspective. I mean, from my perspective, it's all relative, you know? It's like, if I think that the world is flat, then it's flat. But if I think it's round, it's round. So you can't really say whether it's flat or round, it just depends on which on you choose."

James: "Man, get out of here with that junkie logic."

by Macattaq June 3, 2015

Jungle Ranch

When you cum in your pubes and it dries and begins to itch

I have terrible jungle ranch from last night

by Jungle ranch July 1, 2019

junglepop

Someone who has a unique personality and can be both funny and extremely weird! People always like hanging out with these people because of their one of a kind personality. Can be used similarly in the way "crackhead" is used e.g. "Emily you're such a crackhead!" but instead, "Vicky you're such a junglepop!"

Vicky: I made 10 batches of banana cake yesterday and it only took 5 minutes!
Anika: Vicky you're such a junglepop! Oh and Happy birthday!
Vicky: I completely forgot it was my birthday... do you want some banana cake?

by toejamforbreakietoejamforlunch August 14, 2020

horn junkie

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.

"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009

like junkie

Downward spiral where your self worth is defined by likes to your posts

Me: I was up posting until 4am last night and got 147 likes.
Dude: Get. Professional. Help. Your (sp) a like junkie.

by korgwm October 13, 2013