The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

Jonesin

A word used to describe an intense craving for a drug. Comes from Great Jones Street in New York City, between Broadway and Lafayette Street, a former junkie hangout.

I'm jonesin' for some coke.

by automator April 11, 2004

frank jonesin'

a swagger that is like no other.

I came into physics class frank jonesin' it and my teacher gave me an A

by little austin May 7, 2009

Jake Jones

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.

Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016

gavin jones

The GOAT the best the sexiest man alive.

Gavin Jones is sexiest, and best man alive.

by Gavin Jonez March 7, 2017

sean jones

An Amazingly attractive A-hole that is always there when you need him to be. Sarcastic, annoying and yet can't get along without him. Sean Jones is the the guy you should hang with and party to make sure that you make it home safe and sound while having a great time the whole way.

"That guy hanging with Sean Jones has the right idea! "
"Sean Jones is always who I call first"

by NotThatGuy18 July 30, 2017

Hulio Jonesworth

The Hulio Jonesworth is a deluxe vaporizer that is good for school boys and girls to take phat rips of in the bathroom stall. With these USB devices, a common trick is called the ghost where you take a long wop let some out that slurp that milky cloud back down into the lungs.

I was cranking Hulio Jonesworth last night and got a mean buzz from her

by Squish the Cranker October 12, 2017