Mississippi Hand Jive

While engaged in a children's movie at a theater, a man cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the bottom of a popcorn bag. When his date reaches in for popcorn, s/he recieves a bonified surprise.

"How was your date?"

"It was great until I started eating the popcorn, he surprised me with a Mississippi Hand Jive!"

by booblay November 4, 2008

Jaiveon

A real ass nigga that is tall and cute.

That boy Jaiveon is tall

by Localisis November 9, 2018

jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

by Jacques February 22, 2004

Jive cancer

Jiver cancer is the inability to dance or move to tha beat.

'yo blud that boi got jive cancer, he can dance fo shit'

AKA Cancer of the Jive

'Maaan I can't dance no mo i got diagnosed with cancer of the jive, fool'

by HenryWatson October 20, 2006

Jive Town

Proper Noun
1. A legendary group of teenage warriors. Fighting against the tyranny of all forms of authority, they sought to bring anarchy and chaos to their homeland. After many crucial battles such as the Battle of the Shanty and the Great Basement Siege the group had grown old. They disbanded and went their separate ways off into life. However, the legend lives on in the next generation of Tribesman.

Kidmeister Jr. #1-"Those Jive Town kids are crazy!"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "I know man, I passed out in their stronghold and they poured honey in my hair, painted half of my face black, and hung me upside down from the ceiling!"
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "Did they shoot fireworks at you?"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "No...."
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "You're lucky."

by Matawhuo March 3, 2009

Jive

It's what I dig, man. That's all.

I play it cool
And dig all jive
That's the reason
I stay alive.
-Langston Hughes

by Gavin Bauer January 11, 2007

jivesh

This name has only ever been found in an ancient Sumerian clay tablet, or at least we think it was this. Quite a bit of blood had congealed on the tablet, and it looked like someone had tried to burn it. Mind you, the blood would normally be quite unsightly in and of itself but some poor bugger seemed to have been tied to an obsidian sacrificial stone with the tablet on his chest, and we only found this stone in a sealed chamber. Current translations of the plaque on the chamber range from "Here lies the name of that being who shall be glorious beyond measure, but be careful for the glory of the name may be too much for the beholder." to "Your wife is a big respectful hippo whose dung-beetles may rule with ever-lasting flatulence", depending on subjective opinions of slight accents on the script. Personally, I find the second one rather doubtful if only because my wife isn't particularly big relative to the population mean (although in America, that's not saying much)."

1. Jivesh. Incidentally, I own a pretty upscale drug farm and we'll have a discount ready for you!
2. Jivesh. AAARRGRGRHRHGRHRH!! the second phrase has been postulated to mean "I would like to eat your foot!"

(see Pratchett, 1994) and "Wonderful weather we're having!", although only the Welsh seem to interpret it the second way

by disembowel_meself_honorably September 19, 2017