Jizztasmic

It's pretty self explanatory.

DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic

by MandaMexicana August 5, 2010

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

jizztabulous

Something that is so fantastic that it's orgasmic.

That chick has a jizztabulous ass!!

by Urquy October 26, 2011

jizzimistic

When a chick is so hot that looking at her makes you wanna cum.

Damn, that girl is so hot it's jizzimistic.

by tama931 October 30, 2011

Jizzturbed

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.

I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.

by ali twatastic June 1, 2013

Jizzatron

The act of jizzing so much that it seem to be like a robot made to jizz.

My husband was a Jizzatron last night. It was great.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Jizziotherapist

The name given to someone who teaches men how to blow big loads

'Should have seen her face man, it was covered!'
'How'd you get so much to come out?'
'My dads been helping me, he's a Jizziotherapist'

by Yostimini June 29, 2017