jewlidays

A contraction or abbreviation of "Jewish Holidays" like Hanukah or Yom Kippur or Rosh Hashanah, etc., etc., etc.

Boy, the office is really quiet today with so many people out for the jewlidays.

by Gordon Bennett October 10, 2005

Jewls

A person who you can trust and know they will be there for you through thick and thin.

Jewls is my mom. But not only that she is my best friend. And I am thankful I met you

by Ps. Ily May 21, 2016

jewload

To download/send/receive music or pornography illegally. Websites such as Jewsendit.com is a common favorite for this piracy.

"Dude, Jewload me some Opeth"
"Metallica took Napster to court because there was too many mexicans jewsending and jewreceiving their songs"

by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

Adolf Jewler

A Jewish boy who supports Hitler because he is retarded

We call Joshua Adolf Jewler cause he is Jewish

by Poon Catcher 103 February 13, 2014

jelun

Eat but holes and like dick

Jelun like dick

by Hshdhfjejdfid August 4, 2017

Jewlusional

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.

you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.

by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

jewliett

a kind sweet beautiful girl with the best personality and never gives up. she pretends that shes happy when she isnt (rarely isnt happy) so no one else gets sad. shes very loyal to her friends though some arent loyal to her. but she always is kind hearted even to the ones the she very much dislikes. no one messing with her for she is a strong woman. she might look sweet, but she dont play nice.

Look out! Jewlietts coming for you!

by Rainboredom47 September 14, 2020