Jew-on

Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.

"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."

by Mr.Finklestein October 5, 2011

jewing

Just like the word doing but with a jewish twist.

"What are you jewing with your money" said the man.

by Unknown Author or Account Name May 2, 2007

jew-non-jew

A person of jewish ethnicity but not of jewish faith.

What ethnicity are you?
I'm a jew.
Are you fewish, as in the religion?
Nah, I'm Budhist.
Huhh...
I guess that makes me a jew-non-jew.

by Spunkk Ransomm March 27, 2009

Jew Jew

A commonly accepted nickname for 2+2er and in-frequent poker player Michael Davis, King of All Jews.

Hey, anybody seen Jew Jew today? Naw dawg I ain't seen him in a hot second, that nigga's probally bargin hunting down at the Gallaria or maybe playing some fantasy football.

by Seven Studa December 12, 2006

jew

1. some 1 who wears a yamica
2. kyle from southpark
3. Darth

1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back
2. WTF weres my damn change

by churchv3 January 12, 2008

jew

The "real" jews, descendants of the Hebrews, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, from the Old Testament, were annihilated for the most part during the first century A.D.

99% of "white" jews we see today are actually descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (name changed to Russia today). These Khazars converted to judaism around 740 A.D. The white jews are NOT the blood descendants of Abraham, Jacob or Moses, from the Old Testament. For more info please do some research and read a book called "The Thirteenth Tribe" written by Arthur Koestler, himself a Khazar.

It is sad that the Khazars (who call themselves jews today) are so ashamed of their real ancestors. Shame.

"White jews are descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (named Russia later)."

by rachelslight February 14, 2007

jewing

To copy off of somebody else.

Hey I got those same shoes. Why are you always jewing off of me?

by Frankenstein Suzuki July 13, 2006