1.Chrisitanity's object of worship. A Middle Eastern Jew generally believed to be a good bloke, around about 2000 years ago in the Roman province of Judaea who preached messages of compassion and understanding in the area. These messages conflicted with traditional and roman religions in the area so he was exectuted. After the theft of his body, his followers spread the teachings of jesus to the main centre of civilisation at the time, Rome, where it became a major cult, eventually influencing the socio-political state there. This led to the subsequent adoption of "Chrisitanity" as the state religion in Rome after Emperor Constantine, an act for which he was cannonised later. It was at this point with the founding of a central theocracy that the Gospels were written by Roman priests and the whole son of god term was coined.
2. Something Impossible to define without someone complaining about it. see insecure.
2. Something Impossible to define without someone complaining about it. see insecure.
by Willy M September 16, 2006
The Holy Son of God, The creator of the the Universe, and of all life, who was born of the Virgin Mary, lived on earth, was crucified and after his death was resurrected into heaven, and will return one day to judge the living and dead. Those who call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
I was a addicted to drugs, committed adultery, slept with prostitutes, with another mans wife, and was a thief too. I realized i was wrong, my life was upside down and I was in emotional torment and guilt. I confessed my sins to the Lord Jesus Christ, asked Him to be the Lord of my life, and he forgave my sins and renewed my spirit. I have given up the former ways and no longer desire to do those things which separated me from God (Jesus). He has also promised me Eternal life in Heaven which is his eternal Gift for those that believe in Him.
by tjamnz January 09, 2009
The man of peace, prosperity, and love. He an Moses defeated the Romans using Uzi's and saved the Jews from the Eygptians. My main man Jesus, Son of God.
Jesus is my main man.
by Lil R.D January 07, 2009
Jesus!
by LargeSyringe May 10, 2009
A man who once wanted people to live in peace and harmony, and to love one another. Although, is now being used as a way to bash certain communities of people, mostly (gay) people. The group of people that do the bashing are, (Rednecks) and (Christians).
by JearBear August 18, 2008
The Son of God sent down to the world of the living to purify the sins of the world and remind people of the scriptures. He died on a cross so that we could be forgiven. Some would denounce Jesus as a fag, but if that is what you think, I truly pity you. Some denounce Jesus by claiming that there is no God. I forgive you, but I will state one thing: if there was no God, all things would be possible.
When Jesus died on the cross, the blood from his wounds flowed like a healing ointment to cleanse us of our sins, just a rubbing alchohol cleanses a wound.
by da outkast February 17, 2005
Biggest cock in the world. Anyone named Jesus has a massive shlong and will slap you with his almighty cock if you disagree
by Good guy jesus October 26, 2020