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Jam Jars

A glass jar that may contain many sorts of alcoholic beverages (mainly Ryan Cokes) and may or may not have a handle. True Jam Jars should be able to hold a full mickey. After indulging in a series of Jam Jars, comical events tend to happen.
"I've had like...7 fucking Jam Jars..."

"Let's get some Jam Jars, or play Bag Face"
by Ludacrisp August 14, 2008
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JARS

A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.
Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"

Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"

Person A: "Oh, that's good."

Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."
by Dr. Andrews October 25, 2006
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jarhead

Slang term for a US Marine comes from the resemblence of Marine Corps dress blue uniform to a mason jar, hence JAR HEAD. Sometimes considered derogatory, but commonly used amongst Marines.
Someone has to get killed let's send a jarhead or two
by sadoldshadow December 28, 2003
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JARS

A group named, "Japanese Animation Research Society" It is full of mostly anime freaks who will cut your head off if you say you hate anime.
<JARS Person> I love anime, man!
<Anime hater> Whatever, it sucks...
<JARS Person> What!? *pounce*
by ladyshera February 20, 2009
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Jarhna

Jarhna is a beeee-yoch. Seriously, Jarhnas are manipulative, selfish, and very up-themselves. NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
Jarhna: "Hey Kristen"
Kristen: "Uhm..hi."
Jarhna: "How's the bf?" ---- She is looking for gossip. She will twist anything you say into something way more than it is.
Kristen: "Fine." ---- This is where you take your leave.
Kristen: "I gotta go."
by --O_o-- August 23, 2009
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jars of clay

1. The coolest band ever.
2. Expressing onself in a very poetic and meaningful way.
Nicky: when Anthony found out that I like the Smashing Pumpkins, he asked me to marry him.
Erika: Oh, that is so Jars of Clay.
by enksox April 14, 2005
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J0rsh

An ass who does not rock in any way.
Th0rmpson, that one kid.
by m00k July 21, 2004
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