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Jasper

1)The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman. He is commonly mistaken for the definiton "To perform a sex act on a coworker or usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends." He doesnt do that. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.

2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.
1a) That Jasper is such a nice boy!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!

2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!
by MercyT October 2, 2010
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jepser

A person who is kind, but will kick-ass if necessary, he will never back down and you can always depend on him.
You are as honorable as a Jepser
by Theawsomebrother July 13, 2016
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red jasper

1. An erection.
2. When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and spanks her till her ass is red then cums on her ass.
3. Red colored gemstones.
1. Looking at her gave me such a huge red jasper.
2. Sandy really enjoys getting red jaspered.
3. We bought some red jasper from that hippie store.
by LEEX April 23, 2005
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Jasper

Jasper is a man's name but when you meet a girl named Jasper, don't pass-up on her. She's loud, but a good type of loud. Funny, outgoing, honest and has a great smile. Female Jaspers' are unique and are great to be around.

They're a great friend, and they make a great girlfriend.

Jaspers' are easy to fall for, and once you do, there is no way to lose your feelings for her.

Jaspers' can be cruel when need-be, and they're good with manipulation.
"Who's that girl?"
"Jasper."
"Why is she so obnoxious?"
"Because she's a female Jasper. She's great, huh?"
by jeff strongman April 13, 2014
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Jasper

slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.
Yo man, pass me another Jasper.

Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?
by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010
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Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.
Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015
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Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds
Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.
by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009
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