Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.

by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011

canadian jackhammer

A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.

We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.

by Db9870 November 12, 2015

Sicilian-Jackhammer

When a man is having oral performed on him while hes standing up, at the climax... he pulls out his cash and prizes and cocks back like hes ready to do a 360 and smacks his partner in the side of the face with his rock hard penis. (being during the climax the female may have the misfortune of having a steamy load shot through her hair and face)

He gave me whiplash from that sicilian-jackhammer last night, i still cant get all of the come out of my hair either...

by Julio Juan Carlos Ricardo Alejandro cruz November 25, 2007

Bohemian JackHammer

Cumming on a girl's face while zipplinning in mid air. Shaka-Brah!!

cumming on girl while ziplinning is Bohemian Jackhammer

by boogeemanzbrah October 4, 2013

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

Oral Jackhammer

When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.

“Kathy, if you don’t shut your mouth I’m going to give you an oral jackhammer!”

by Sexual Auditor November 8, 2017

scandinavian jackhammer

When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.

"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."

by mikjoms July 29, 2017