jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

Jismslap

When a man cums on his hand and spanks the rear of his partner

Go upstairs and jismslap my daughter, you earned it!

by Cooldog324 March 17, 2012

Jismslap

A Jismslap is a loving gesture between two consenting adults. Typically Cumming in your hand and slapping a womans ass. Also used as a more degrading bitchslap.

"Last night I fucked my girl and ended with a Jismslap."
"Shut up bitch or I'll Jismslap you."

by xTincT March 19, 2012

jismslap

the act of cumming into your hand and slapping your partners butt during sex (preferably in the doggy-style position)

bro 1: bro....i jismslapped my girlfriend last night. It was so hot....

bro 2: what a boss.....

by jeremy lin March 19, 2012

Jwismer

A pretty white boy who lives life on the fast lane and loves polish girls.

oh look at that hot polish girl, hide the jwismer.

by El Cangriman October 27, 2010

jismslap

Cumming in your hand and slapping your girlfriend's ass with it.

He's so good at jismslapping.

by kevin0302 March 17, 2012

jism monkey

The Spawn of Mr Lassman

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey

by Mr Jiz February 18, 2005