Jared

One with a car so cool he put his name on it.

Wow is that Jared? I love his car!

by Whatt182882 February 14, 2018

Jared

a very funny cute and hot guy but he is a fuckboy he is loyal but won’t stay in a relationship long

jared is so hot but not a good person to be in a relationship with

by big11003 September 16, 2018

jared

a guy with a HUGE penis.

Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?

by monkebawls July 8, 2022

Jared

A hot gentleman who will steal your girl and get her pregnant.

Jared wtf you cummed in me.

by mr.aaaaaa May 18, 2019

jared.

this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.

jared. is a dumbass.

by haddles. April 13, 2022

Jared

Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford

Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*

by Non-Jared October 21, 2019

jared

a sussy baka with a mullet

look at jared

by djgldjgidug May 25, 2021