Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.
by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020
A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.
by earthly February 03, 2010
People with the name Ivan always have big mouth, they usually talk trash about people on multi-media, but when you face them in real life they are a pussy. People of this name likes to cheat in class to get good grades. When they go to college they probably will drop out, Asian included. HE IS SUCH A PUSSY THAT HE IS WHAT HE EATS. He talk trash about everyone in school but someone also do it back to him. Instant Karma!
by Amaterastsu March 26, 2017
A stupid wanna be gangster that is afraid of middle school girls and cant hold up a single relationship without crying over the smallest thing and considers fortnite best game in the world
by Zukpp October 20, 2019
The male name Ivan tends to come from the Slavic countries and generally means man of God. They tend to be extremely caring once you get to know them but can sometimes have a tough shell. When they are involved in a conflict, they think with their heart as they will fight for who they love.
by Toa Neox March 18, 2019
Perfection. Dark hair and eyes, hot as hell (yeah gurls you know what I'm talkin bout!). An Ivan will have your back through and through, look out for you, and always be there. Charming as f***, a total flirt. An Ivan will do anything to see a smile on your face, but even more, so see one on everyone's. Friends with everyone. If an Ivan likes you though, you may never find out, but if you do you know you have them for life. Always laughing and playing around, you are very lucky if you've got an Ivan.
Girl 1: Do you know Ivan
Girl 2: Who dosent?! I said nothing but he is Soooooo hot
Girl 1: Yeah but I heard he likes Jasmine-
Girl 2: Still, you think I could have a chance?
Girl 1: If he does like her you have no chance, Ivan is a man of devotion.
Girl 2: DAMN YOU JASMINE-
Girl 2: Who dosent?! I said nothing but he is Soooooo hot
Girl 1: Yeah but I heard he likes Jasmine-
Girl 2: Still, you think I could have a chance?
Girl 1: If he does like her you have no chance, Ivan is a man of devotion.
Girl 2: DAMN YOU JASMINE-
by Itwillnevermatter May 03, 2019
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