Dude, I tried to finger my girlfriend last night, didn't know she was on the blob. Turn out to be a complete Israeli Finger). Blood and guts everywhere.
by SM Freek April 23, 2011
Get the israeli finger mug.1) A national citizen of the State of Israel.
2) A double-nationality citizen of Israel (the other nationality is often European or North American) whose non-Israeli passport might be used in an overseas assassination attempt.
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2) A double-nationality citizen of Israel (the other nationality is often European or North American) whose non-Israeli passport might be used in an overseas assassination attempt.
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Example:
European-Israeli citizen 1: "Dude! I saw my photo on the list of those wanted by the Interpol for the killing of Hamas man in Dubai!"
European citizen 1: "It sure was a mistake to take your European passport with you to Israel!"
European-Israeli citizen 1: "Dude! I saw my photo on the list of those wanted by the Interpol for the killing of Hamas man in Dubai!"
European citizen 1: "It sure was a mistake to take your European passport with you to Israel!"
by Manduccio December 5, 2010
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Friend: Hey did you see that bombing that Palestine did to Israel?
Me: Yea, they handled it like a Giga-Chad
Me: Yea, they handled it like a Giga-Chad
by stopisraelihate November 17, 2022
Get the Israel mug.1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.
2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!
Israel is the home of the Jewish people
2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!
Israel is the home of the Jewish people
by Ava maria August 12, 2020
Get the Israel mug.Israel is a nation in the Middle East, that everyone wants, although it has no oil (See also Hanukkah)
Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil
Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil
by Gregor of Maine January 19, 2022
Get the Israel mug.After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.
Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.
by Charlie Buttfuckus November 21, 2011
Get the Israelian Shut-eye mug.Many mistake the Israeli army to be one that defends Israel from invasions and attacks when in essence they instigate invasions themselves and launch attacks on unsuspecting victims. The IDF has been implicated in many massacres over the years. Most of which have not made it to mainstream news outlets because of Pro-Israel lobby groups (see AIPAC).
The IDF gets most of its funding from the United States. U.S. tax payers often, unknowingly, fund this immoral and inhumane war machine, one of the region's most ruthless armies.
The IDF gets most of its funding from the United States. U.S. tax payers often, unknowingly, fund this immoral and inhumane war machine, one of the region's most ruthless armies.
The Israeli army bombed a house killing most of its young occupants; some were children less than 5 years old.
by Ben Tuvia October 11, 2007
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