intrestant

n.
1. A person that's alway there when something interesting happens.
2. The first person to come to you when something intresting happens.
3. A persons whose life is intersting or interesting stuff always happens.

"When I got on that bungee jump ride Katie was with me. She's definetly an intrestant!"

by TamiLuv August 1, 2014

Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

intrestontae

interesting

rodger says- " a french man came and squashed my dog"
Wandiceama says- " intrestontae"

by takislover August 2, 2018

interesitng

when u mispell interesting

Jake: Ur so interesitng
Jen: U dumbass its spelled interesting

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Intestinal rippy

When your booty hole let’s loose like a fire hydrant

I have to clean the entire bathroom after that intestinal rippy

by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023

Internesting

Interesting by the internet's standards.

Hey Bob, did you see 2girls1cup?
Yeah, it was rather internesting if I do say so myself.

by Chrisrawr. November 3, 2010

internesting

Moving in with your significant other/partner.

Jane and Bill have been going out for a year now, and now they're planning on internesting.

by Marc Hernandez December 21, 2008