cuutnuut inn

a residence, inhabited either permanently or temporarily by a female human who is expecting company from another person for sexual purposes.

Brian: Yo Trevor, you going to come home tonight?
Trevor: Nah bro, I'm going to the cuutnuut inn tonight to see this girl.
Brian: Ah nice, have fun!

by trevvvvvv May 17, 2023

Smalley’s Inn

A small, “haunted” diner in Carmel, NY that used to be known for its spooky decorations. Now, it’s known for being owned by the guy who told a group of FDNY men, “It's been 17 years since the attacks, get over it and move on; all this memorial does is mess up the town.”

Person 1: Did you hear about Smalley’s Inn?
Person 2: Yeah, the owner’s a dick.

by blehblahbloop September 13, 2018

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

Pennis Inn (pennisinn)

the "pennis inn" is the place where all of a gay mans fantasies come true. a lovely woman named chloe will be your host and she has a penis too. she will let you do whatever you want at the pennis inn. she wants her customers to want her as much as they want the hotel. the pennis inn comes complete with ONLY honeymoon suites and a grand ballroom for those times when you just wanna DANCE!

welcome to the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)"! my name is chloe!

lets goto the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)" tonight boys;)

by ILIKECOX June 29, 2010

Liam Innes

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,

EXAMPLE 1

Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’

Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate

*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’

EXAMPLE 2

Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’

Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’

Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’

Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’

Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’

by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020

Commack Motor Inn

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.

The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".

I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?

Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.

by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025

new inn

not anymore. well, its obviously on your mind, so go, now

if you looked this up, you really should be there instead, i think. thats called obsessive compulsive disorder, you know

by andrew stock (yes, that one) March 2, 2005