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Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.
Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.
by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009
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immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
by St. Mary December 31, 2005
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infectivist

Portmanteau word formed from infection and activist, used to describe someone who not only denies the scientific consensus on the safety and efficacy of immunisation but whose obsessive anti-vaxxer activism effectively makes them an advocate for infectious disease.
When asked why measles was sweeping the country after people stopped immunising their children after reading his anti-immunisation book, the infectivist bleated “fake news” and ended the interview.
by Ursus arctos horribilus February 26, 2019
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infectious smile

When someone with a great smile smiles and causes others to smile just because of their smile.
Darren's teeth look so good that I just want to smile. He has such an infectious smile
by quest224 August 16, 2010
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Infantile Pillock

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."
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Halls Infantry

The half a bag of Halls cough drops you stick in your pocket when you're sick and on the go.
Steve: Dude, you've got a wicked cough, you sure you wanna go to the movies?

Ed: Yeah it's cool man, I got the Halls Infantry on standby.
by SpyderNinja June 16, 2009
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Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.
"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."
by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019
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