by Vlažajna January 6, 2019
Get the Hipošpotamus mug.The man at the vegan restaurant has a severe case of hypoburgemia. Get him a burger before he goes into a coma!
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A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.
Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)
by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010
Get the Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria mug.A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011
Get the House Hypochondriac mug.Psychological effect that results from listening to the same piece of audio for a long period of time. Small changes in pitch and inflection become unnoticeable, which creates the auditory illusion that the sound is near perfect or flawless in pitch. This effect is extremely common in sound engineering and music production.
"Hey man, listen to this mix."
"That sounds way off. Is it even in the same key?"
"Yeah I must've gotten a little harmonic hypnosis after editing all night."
"That sounds way off. Is it even in the same key?"
"Yeah I must've gotten a little harmonic hypnosis after editing all night."
by jimihendrixx July 4, 2018
Get the harmonic hypnosis mug.1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"
by Cravicky July 23, 2020
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