hotpocket

Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.

girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants

by Keef rhymes with beef March 7, 2009

hotpocket

anyone or thing that pops wood.

check the hotpocket over by the bar.

by joeski March 9, 2004

alabama hotpocket

a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

johns made some interesting decisions in his life and regrets nothing alabama hotpocket}

by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019

hotpocket girl

1. A girl who has an insatiable love for hotpockets, but the term and her technique in devouring them will eternally keep you guessing if this is a double entendre for something else. 2. Sex on legs.

Here comes Hotpocket Girl. Have you seen her eat them? Dude, I don't know whether to be scared or turned on! Either way, damn she's hot!

by ohsobendy November 22, 2011

Hotpocket

An overheated pocket due to an expandable, solar powered microwave found in ones pocket.

Young Daniel suffered from "Hotpocket" when he left his expandable, solar powered microwave in his pocket for much too long.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

hotcocket

A hot beasty cock stuffed with thick warm cheese,pepperoni and a hint of chode.Often used to refer to a very tasty cock.

"Hey chris its cold outside, come in for some hotcockets!"

by bruner,chris,adrian,kevin March 19, 2009

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 28, 2014