Hoopstache

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

by sourz December 19, 2003

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Hoops

Hoop earrings usually worn by Latinas and Jersey girls with killer tans. These are also very popular among the Russian girls in ten inch heels at the hair salon who say terrible things about you amongst themselves while they wash your hair! Southern white girls are too 'preppy' to wear these and wouldn't be caught dead in them!

See: Snooki takes off her big ass hoop earrings to fight

Hannah: Hey chelsea did you check out the hoops on the new girl?

Chelsea: O gosh, I know! She must not be from around here! We better watch out or she just might pull a Snooki on our asses!

Hannah: Tell me about it! Ughhh!!!

by Leno89 August 15, 2011

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Hoopster

Somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. This term is a branch of the original term, 'Hipster'.

Hoopster- "Bro, check out this new Vancouver Grizzlies jersey I got."

Guy- "Lol you are such a hoopster".

by Kirzz December 6, 2010

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hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.

by lolfoot June 21, 2021

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