Emma Hanson

Emma is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and might never meet another like her. She always finds a way to make you smile and if you get close to her, you won’t be able to get her out of your mind. (If you’re a boy) If you screw things up and wait to be in a relationship with her, you might screw up her chances with her, unless she really cares. She really is beautiful and you are one of the luckiest people because you met her.

Girl 1: Damn, I wish I was Emma Hanson.
Girl 2: I know! Damn, she is the luckiest girl alive. She is so lucky to be so beautiful and I’m sure she won’t have trouble finding a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Me too. Damn, I wish I was that beautiful.

by wHaT aRe yOu DoIng sTEp BrO?! September 8, 2019

Hanson's law

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.

Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."

by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005

Hinson

a guy who likes samuel l. jackson and bob dole. One eyebrow is higher than the other. He reminds his girlfriend of dead birds. He also says "Youre a terrible stuntman," "this is madness," and "that's what she said," alot. Freakishly tall, poofy hair, and knows what the Harry Potter is.

"That Hinson is madness."

by MJMM October 9, 2008

Hanson

In golf, reaching the green in regulation followed by 4 putts to complete the hole.

On the 5th hole, Joe reached the green in 2 shots, then putted off the green and pulled a Hanson for a score of double bogey.

by da fellas November 15, 2011

Wyatt Hodson

This man is a shit-smelling, sock-licking, sister-fucking, Trump loving, Todd Dirth fucking, pumpkin-shitting, assgaping,closeted gay fairy. He fucks his Dodge truck in the exhaust pipe he's so redneck. He says naked "necked."
Shoot on sight.

Wyatt Hodson? Yeah I knew him in high school. He sucked hairy balls then too.

by anonymouspotatao January 24, 2022

Gavin Henson

Reasonably hot Welsh rugby player with unfortunate folical growth on his head.

1) Gavin Henson aka Pointy Haired Lad

2)Niki: OMG Gavin Henson is like sooo hot!
Ruby: Shame about his hair though!
Niki: He's hot, he can do what he likes!!!

3) After seeing someone with an unindividual or copied hairstyle, dying to be noticed:
'He is such a wannabe Gavin Henson!'

by The All Nighters July 3, 2005

Hanson

A man/woman who likes to eat but surprisingly, he's/she's insanely skinny.

Jack: Hey! Look at that Hanson!

by CanappyWrestler May 5, 2010