Holy Fuckwaffle

An exclamation of shock and surprise, in which you have no other way to express your thoughts other to express a non-existent desire to be sexually active with a waffle or other breakfast food item.

“Holy fuckwaffle, did you just punch my salad?

Holy Fuckwaffle by I love waffles. December 13, 2024

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Holy Fuckey Baduckey

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.

Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!

Holy Fuckey Baduckey by Eushshtb March 12, 2025

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holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.

I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'

holy fuckin rainbow cock by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

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holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.

You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"

holy shit fuckery by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011