hoedom

The act of hoeing; The act of getting someones slut on.

I hereby renew my hoedom.

by Sir Hoefullness February 24, 2009

hoebot

A slutty Rizon robot that follows its masters' every will.

Be a hoebot and tell me what servers are split.

by anon97 July 1, 2005

Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Heemogobblin

You dumb fuck! it's spelt haemoglobin! Twat!!!

I'm a spack that can't spell haemoglobin!

by tim mitchell July 4, 2003

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.

She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

by Frank da tank August 22, 2006

Hemo

To remove, take off, undo. As in clothing. Origin is from Hawaii. Lately, seen on a wide range of clothing from hemohawaii.com

Hemo your shirt. Hemo your pants. Hemo your attitude mister.

by James Flavin July 30, 2008