Hitchhiker's Dick

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

by fireblitz January 23, 2011

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best Film/TV series/series of books ever.
was written by douglas adams, may his soul find the ultimate question the the answer of the meaning of life, the universe and everything

" 'The babel fish' said the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. it feeds on brainwave signals not from it's carrier, but those around it...' the guide then goes on to talk about what it does with those frequencies and then it said '...the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand all forms of language' it then talks about why the fish proves the non-existance of god and various other things that have happened as an indirect result of the babel fish's existance."

by MKfreak September 13, 2006

Polish Hitchhiker

When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".

My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.

by Mattslappy September 20, 2013

Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

hitchcocking it

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.

Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.

by A Page July 31, 2008

hitchslvr

the hottest person in the world, they are so hot you look at them and you melt. sexy

unknow: i saw hitchslvr today!
you: SO THATS WHY YOUR FACE IS ALL MUSHY!

by hottiehottie69 February 24, 2021

Chinese Trailer Hitch

When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".

Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!

by Cut Throat Paladin April 1, 2010