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Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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herrig

A last name which not many people do but those who do are sexy hot motherfuckers who every guy/girl wants to fuck.
Yo did you see Ally Herrig at that party last night she was hot as fuck I would tap that.
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Tal-herrer

When something is so ugly and scary you can’t even look at it. This word originated from zebbug when a person saw another persons hair and almost got a heart attack. For example if a pedophile with a horrifying face sends you a chat, you say “kemm int tal-herrer”
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One of the hottest men alive along with Jonah marais. He has a voice of an angel and he can cheer you up even if he isn’t there. He may be a stupid cute high school dropout but we love this angel to death. And if you hurt him I will hurt you.
by @dropoutherron on insta September 9, 2019
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