hippo hips

Insult...it's sorta like calling someone fat or a fatass...or saying they have large hips.

Me: sup how is life in the ghetto going?
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.

by Home slice February 22, 2005

Hippo Legs

When a girl has some big ol fatty legs. They often have cellulite on them.

"Damn girl, you got some hippo legs!!!"

by Stevelikesbeave February 23, 2010

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.

The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.

by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009

Hippo Peek

When in an "eater" / "meal" vore relationship, the "eater partner" makes eye contact with the "meal partner" moments before the "meal partner" is consumed.

Not only does Carl feels good in my belly, but the hippo peek was the cherry on top.

by sandy tundra April 15, 2018

king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005

hippo poop

Hippo poop refers to a dump that forcefully sprays in all directions, similar to the way a hippo marks its territory

"Man that burrito gave me hippo poop."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIZSb8uiuck

by Ben Carsten December 29, 2007