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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.
“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”
by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024
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Helping Hand

During group sex, when one male participant's penis slips loose during penetration, and they can't easily re-insert themselves. This is when another individual male, female and even non-sexual participants provides assistance in the form of grabbing the penis, repositioning and then re-inserting it back into the orifice it had slipped free of.
During the DP, the guy penetrating the woman's vagina from underneath slipped out. The Director didn't want to cut, so he gave a Helping Hand by putting the penis back into the vagina. They did not cut that part out, so it made it into the final cut.

Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.
by Yamitora1 May 21, 2024
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halting

When you cum but try to do everything in your power to stop the flow of semen. You can stop the flow using anything like your own willpower to physical objects, like the end of a fork, for example.
Bro, I was halting and I had to stop the flow of my nut with a popsicle stick.
by awesome sauce 96 May 28, 2024
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Heating up the rig

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.
Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.
by High Sausage December 6, 2024
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Hexting

The act of doing nothing when there is something to be done. Then getting angry when you are caught.
I am hexting right now.
by Neilgardner January 20, 2026
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