Heather is my friend and I wanted to write about them for a while because they’re awesome. I’m really greatful to have them be there for me and to have them care for me I see them and one of my favorite people I’ve ever talked to and I myself could never get myself to admit to them because they’re older than me so they’ll think I’m bluffing (I mean this all platonically ) I love tons regardless of meeting them recently and they’re just such a sweet and awesome person I love them so much I hope they come across this corny shit one day -ash
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Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
1) stop heatherizing my clothes
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
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