sneezin in the heater

Performing cunnilingus (see also:Sneezin in the cabbage}

So she's got her legs up in the air,I'm sneezin in the heater,when all of a sudden her friggin cat jumped up on the bed,an'decides to use my codsack fer a scratchin'post!!

by BigBlue57 August 14, 2006

headers

A car part in the exhast, deals with the expelling of gases. upgraded for less back resistance.

how did u break 14sec?
got some carbon headers

by James Hemma December 9, 2008

double header

Felatio performed by two people upon one other person simultaneously.

Sarah actually brought her friend over last night and they gave me a double header. Two mouths are better than one.

by Chase Daugherty November 28, 2006

bairy heaver

Swap the two first letters around to correct it.
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina

"Damnn Girl thats one bairy heaver"

by Grimzey13 November 26, 2013

header

English slang term for female slag who goes around giving head to anyone who wants it.

Male 1:"Damn, i need some1 to suck my cock"
Male 2:"How about Natalie, shes a header"

by x*tasha*x June 10, 2005

the heater

gun, weapon with which to do bodily harm. see also peacemaker

Don't make me go to the trunk and grab the heater

by Dee December 28, 2004

Helper Clause

Not the main Santa Clause, but the guys dressed like Santa so he could focus on the real work.

Let's get our picture with Santa Clause.

Is it the real Santa, or just a Helper Clause?

by blasties February 25, 2009