Hayder

A fat fuck who scored a goal, is very very fat, and also very fat aswell

woah did he just score? "yeah man hes a total hayder"

by Henigga October 23, 2023

Hauner

Hand in Glesga

Older boy : Gees a hauner up an I'll get ye a dreepy doon.

Said when going pinching from open windows in the old days

by Chexsum March 10, 2026

Will Hayter

A ladies man who charms every one he meets. It's impossible not to love Will Hayter.

that guy looks like he could be a Will Hayter

by milo1234 March 19, 2012

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

aj haynes

The type of guy that gives his attention to a girl he really likes but theres always an ex making him fall back often tall with nice eyes and a good personality. If he once told u he liked u believe because he ment it!

Aj will often always go back to the past instead of moving foward with something new. Ever kissed a haynes man ? Well now he cant get u out his mind becarful because hes very flip flopy

Hey aj haynes

Whats up with the new girl
Shes amazing but shes just not to caring
*message from ex * hi

Do u like her

My ex? Yea shes great

by randomtopics September 25, 2013

susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017

joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability

"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"

by EScrooge January 19, 2018