Hafletic

adj. the state of not really being athletic, but trying.

She plays second string on the basketball team because she is only hafletic.

by triitagain February 7, 2009

Hasdet

pronounced (hasd-it)

a phrase used when your buddy hits on a girl you have dated, meaning you have dated her before

hey dude that girl over there is smoking hot
"bro, iv'e hasdet, she's really annoying.

by jellyelly June 29, 2011

Hamlet haircut

A Shakespeare play haircut.

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.

by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015

hamlet

O fuck

*walks into the wrong classroom* "hamlet"

by gingerthebigdaddy January 30, 2017

Hamletitus

A stress level of great height found prominently in students studying the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". Medicine for this illness can be resolved with 15 minute breaks, caffeine (high dosage), and masturbation. To learn more, speak to your doctor.

"Hey Jerry!"
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.

by Rvbb3rDvck December 23, 2016

Haseet

Cool and creative . Funny and fantastic . Calling people a Haseet just means that they're really interesting in what they do.

Hey ur cute and funny you must be a Haseet...

by Whale of the toilets June 17, 2018

hamlet

hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"

overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.

damn hamlet just blocked me for the wrong use of grammar

by arachgitem February 4, 2023